interesting email : Two Tough Questions

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,

three who were deaf, two who were blind,

one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend

that she have an abortion?




Read the next question before looking at the answer for this

one.




Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote

counts. Here are the facts about the three leading

candidates.





Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.

He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis

a day.





Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used

opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.





Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,

drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.




Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first,

no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.




(have you thought about it?)
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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.





And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:

If you said yes, you

just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark.

Professionals built the Titanic



and in case you never saw this one......

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more

than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?




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Give up yet?





It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same

group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year

designed to keep the rest of us in line.

You gotta pass this on.....