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A question for women

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by mtx, 11 Oct 2001.


  1. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Why is it that females feel the need to secretly take every pillow throughout the night? I go to bed with 5 pillows and a body pillow and leave my wife her favorite one yet, somehow, when I wake up in the morning she has them all and I have one. Or I'm sharing one with her because she has taken them all.

    How come I can sleep on a queen size bed with her and have plenty of space yet in the morning when I wake I am forced to a small edge of the bed because she decides to stretch out or cuddle? Why do women like cuddling so much?

    Why is it that a 9 month old BABY can have the same affect on the bed? What is it about females that makes them hog the bed? Why is cuddling soo important? I need to know! :mtx:
     
    mtx, 11 Oct 2001
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  2. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Perhaps it becuase they are :evil:
     
    Great Dane, 11 Oct 2001
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  3. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    The answer is that women rule the world. The bed is just a small part of the world. We like you to think you're in control though. :)

    JK, you're in control. :rolleyes:
     
    Om, 11 Oct 2001
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  4. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    I think Queen only said she was kidding so that the Secret "Woman Rule the World Army" won't kill her for releasing classified information to us men folk.
     
    Great Dane, 11 Oct 2001
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  5. Kaikou

    Kaikou

    :scared:
     
    Kaikou, 11 Oct 2001
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  6. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    I think she said it because she is a woman and women like to play phycological games with the minds of weak men.

    Of course the smarter men know what she is trying to do but we only make up 35% of the male population and 30% of us become blinded by women when they use their seductive abilities.
     
    mtx, 11 Oct 2001
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