3 word game!!

just thought id try it the goal here is to make a post using only 3 words and somehow making its into a story but note u must only use 3!! words per post ill start off the story

 

I walked into

 

and was like

 

hmmmm so far this got retarded care to start it over? i thought it was a big pile of brick wall lol

 

i awoke with

 

pain in my

 

So i took

 

and smeared some

 

balls are missing