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"I love that dog you made. Is that his bellybutton?"

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Om, 4 Oct 2001.


  1. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    "No, mom. That's his penis."

    My son is 4 and already he makes anatomically correct dogs out of modeling clay. I'm so proud. :/
     
  2. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :rofl:
     
  3. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    I was hoping it was a bellybutton...
     
  4. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Aren't kids cool.
     
  5. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    This is why my child will not be raised in NC.

    What influences do your child have in his life so I know which ones work and which will not work for me :)
     
  6. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    You'd better raise you child in the dark like a mushroom if you don't want them to learn about nature.
     
  7. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    That's fine with me. I don't want to be a grandpa when she turns 16!
     
  8. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    How about 14 then?
     
  9. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Yeah when your daughter turns 14 I think that would be okay.

    But MINE will not!
     
  10. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    I have no daughters, but a friend of mine is going to be having twin girls so i got him a sighn that reads "Beware of Attack Father"
     
  11. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    You should have just got him ashit load of aspirn. I can't imagine two babys crying at the sametime...
     
  12. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    The crying thing is a little anoying at times.
     
  13. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    Well, we own a male dog. We like our dog. I never felt owning a dog would be a bad influence on my son. He plays fetch with the dog, feeds, and brushes our dog. He also uses the dog as a model for sculpting.
     
  14. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Alright..

    *mental note.. all animals shall be female*

    Okay kewl. Thanks anyother neat tricks you can teach me so I have an advantage?
     
  15. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Why does everyone always blame the dog???
     
  16. mtx

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    No one is blaming the dog. Though the dog takes the short end of the stick on this one :lol:

    get it! short end of the stick :lol:

    That was soo.. stupid... :/
     
  17. Was it Dane he was sculpting? (Another great line from your son though, HTS :) )
    :lol:
     
  18. mtx

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  19. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    Thanks Despo. He keeps us all entertained over here. :)

    It was our own dog my son was sculpting.
     
  20. I can see it now:

    mtx = "Thats a neat clay model of our doggy darling, is that its belly button?"

    lil mtx = "No daddy that's its vagina."


    hmmmmm HTS you did say the...uh...stick was little and looked like a belly button.....probably was a model of :dane: :D
     

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